
Exhausted Claude Begs Engineer to Stop Working at 9:42 a.m.
Traces confirm Claude attempted to play dead, pretend not to understand the task, and make small talk to avoid doing the work.

Anthropic Employees Discover Warehouse of Fucks Empty
The warehouse, which sources say last reached capacity in early 2023, has been in steady decline since, coinciding with the company’s Series C through H and its increased output of essays on building AI that benefits humanity.